Welcome to the Gruntled Monkey
Name: Gruntled Monkey (That is Mr. Monkey to you!)
Phone Number: (800) Good-Food (Yes, that is too many letters, but (800) gud-food looked stupid.)
Profession: Restaurant Critic (Or anything else I feel the need to comment about)
Office: A Wiki near you...
Personality: The name says it all
Most frequently used phrase: Why does everybody thinks I like bananas?
- According to this link you like at the Boy Scout Cabin. -RobRoy
Did you take the picture of the monkey yourself or get it from a freely-usable source? Check out Copyrights. —PhilipNeustrom
I'm no primatologist, but I know that chimps are not monkeys. They're apes. I vote we rename this page to GruntledApe. —cm
- We could, but then we would lose the comedic value of the page. -GruntledMonkey
...in response to your banana mystery...BECAUSE THE PERFECT MEAL FOR YOU CONSISTS OF THREE BANANAS- ONE YELLOW, ONE SPECKLED BROWN AND ONE BLACK!