Hannah M. "Heff" Reff
Office: The Quad
Characteristics of the Beast: Often barefoot, quite loud, can be found singing along to bad 80s pop behind the counters in the ASUCD Coffee House. Incredibly unapologetic for the insulting traits she possesses, i.e. an affinity for real talk, being a woman (and Jewish!), and a joint Sociology/American Studies degree. The audacity!
- Once the cops thought she had been murdered at The Colleges. She had not.
- G St. Pub is her favored venue.
- Allergic to onions. No, really.
I have it on good authority that the pho at the coho is literally a joke —StevenDaubert
— What's the punchline? —HannahReff