Kai has noticed that people like to talk about themselves in the third person in their profiles. Kai scoffs as this. Feel the wrath of Kai!

Kai is writing a novel. He has written four words so far, and they are: "The luscious green grass." His novel is entitled "The luscious green grass," and will be available at a bookstore near you, providing that you're near a bookstore. When not working on the fifth word of his novel, Kai spends his time cycling and being a homosapien.

Kai finds those who tote their opinions as absolutes to be irksome and a little bit crapsome. Like ... "Blah blah bleh has the best Japanese food", as if their taste buds are definitive. Doesn't anyone know that I'm the only one with definitive taste buds? The world is flat and it revolves around me.

Kai thinks every sidewalk crack in Davis should have its own page on the wiki, especially the mossy ones and the ones inclined to make people trip. This should probably be called the Sidewalk Crack Project. Because, if it's not on the wiki, it does not exist.

Kai has a theory that creating a link to a non-existent page on the wiki will result in someone creating that page. The page can be more trivial than trivia or utter nonsense. Kai will test his theory: The Effulgence of Biorhythmic Iceburgs in Lake Spafford.

Kai hates inhaling other people's suicide. Kai also hates pretentious people who use big words like Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Kai likes the cold side of the pillow, and wishes someone would invent a rotisserie pillow. Kai thinks that the serrated knife is the greatest invention since sliced bread.

Kai likes that the daviswiki is an equal opportunity wiki, and that even the town idiots can put their two brain cells on display. Kai thinks that said people should wear bicycle helmets.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck watched tv on the couch all day?

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2006-06-25 22:54:18   I notice that your profile is also in third person =] Thanks for fixing mine. —BobbyGray

2006-07-17 20:47:58   Goodluck with the turtles! I really miss our little guys sometimes. I responded in general on my page, but let me know if there was anything else. —ES

2006-10-08 02:29:28   best. photoshop. evar. - Good work on the wiki control center. —BrentLaabs

2007-02-10 00:21:50   Nice pig latin filter. —NickSchmalenberger

2007-03-01 09:39:44   It's also amusing when they post the comment to a restaurant that does not serve Mexican food. It's a bit like going to a Thai place and saying "So and so serves better Chinese food". —JabberWokky

2007-03-19 04:32:17   Awesome photo here! —PhilipNeustrom

2007-03-27 08:47:43   Awesome Welcome to the Wiki category! —JabberWokky

2007-04-10 04:55:16   You now know what happens when you make silly comments. I hope you've learned your lession. ;) —JabberWokky

2007-09-27 11:51:45   I started a talk page on gay community. —PxlAted

2007-09-27 13:08:03   Let me know when you've got that rotisserie pillow in production. Put me down for one. —CovertProfessor

2007-09-28 11:18:28   "Unheterosexual Community" made me spit water all over my screen just now —PhilipNeustrom