ASUCD Jewish Slate

The Jewish Slate is a slate that attempted to run for office in the Fall 2006 ASUCD Election, however, they did not get the required number of signatures to get a candidate onto the ballot. They were inactive during the Winter 2007 election, and do not appear to have a presence at Davis currently. This slate was probably intended to be a play on the Christian Slate.

Jewish Slate Chairman: IanRamsay

Morty Zuckerberg has been called the Jewish Slate's mascot. An allegedly fictitious character, Morty looks like he could definitely be a ladies man.

Platform

Some of our platform ideas include:

• Expanding the CoHo deli.
• Keeping the CoHo Kosher(especially during passover!)
• University wide observance of Jewish holidays, including: Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, Purim, Sukkot, Chanukah, Passover, Tu B'Shevat, Simchat Torah, Shavuot, Yom Hashoah, Shabbat, and any others I may have forgotten.
• Offering more sale items at the bookstore.
• Banning the display of any Mel Gibson film on campus or in the city of Davis whether it is for educational or entertainment purposes.
• Standing against any and all campus anti-semitism at UC Davis.
• Establishing an intercollegiate Gaga Team.
• Eliminating Tipsy Taxi on Friday evenings in observance of the Sabbath. This would also include any Unitrans service before sundown on Saturday.
• Offering more late night Chinese take out options on campus.
• Securing the Davis/Woodland border.
• Increasing funding for both the University Medical School and Law School.
• Making Picnic Day more grandparent friendly.
• Stopping the sale of pork in the University's Meat Lab.
• Getting Matisyahu to come play in Freeborn Hall!

Don't forget to keep checking back for more great additions to the platform.

2006-09-04 10:53:53   This is a joke, right? I was believing it until the banning Mel Gibson in the city of Davis part... —GrumpyoldGeek

2006-09-04 11:21:35   This, I assume, is designed to satirize the "Christian Slate"? —JaimeRaba

2006-09-04 16:32:43   Well, depending on how you use the term, Christian Slate is a 'joke'. —KarlMogel

2006-10-24 13:37:45   I'm really disapointed in you, Morty. How can you get us all excited for your candidacy only to drop out? :( —JosephBleckman

2006-11-05 21:39:02   Hahahaha...is this in response to the christian democratic party? —MandiPeterson