The Davis Dessert Trinity is a ritual performed by UCD Undergrads.
The Davis Dessert Trinity is a parody of the Davis Trinity, a trend practiced by those turning 21 or those of the legal age.
The difference is, that the Davis Dessert Trinity was designed for the lightweight, the underage, and the students who do not want to die from alcohol poisoning!.
Ideally, this feat is accomplished in one evening/ night and at a leisurely pace. It is advised to prepare ahead of time (i.e. drink water, prepare for high blood sugar levels). This can be done individually or in a group.
WHAT IS THE DAVIS DESSERT TRINITY
Like the original Davis Trinity, the Davis Dessert Trinity is composed of three parts.
Those aiming to conquer the Davis Dessert Trinity must eat the following in order:
ONE. The Davis Creamery Trinity.
The Davis Creamery Trinity is composed of Davis’ finest hand-crafted sweets from Davis Creamery on E Street.
There are two options.
If you are in a BIG GROUP or if you’re blood sugars are especially low:
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THE COW GRANDE: 5 scoops, 3 pretzels, 3 cookies and UNLIMITED toppings.
If you would like a lil nibble of the Trinity:
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SIMPLE FUDGE BROWNIE DELIGHT. Fudge brownie with one scoop and fudge sauce.
TWO. The Sweet and Shavery Trinity.
The Sweet and Shavery Trinity is composed of:
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a COMBO crepe of your choice AND
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1 small custard, parfait or Italian ice.
This is located at Sweet and Shavery at E Street!
THREE. The Yoloberry Cup.
The last of the Davis Dessert Trinity is at Yoloberry on C Street. Those brave souls who wish to conquer the Dessert Trinity must fill their yogurt cup to AT LEAST EIGHT ounces.
HOW TO COMPLETE THE TRINITY
Just go to the stores above and order the above. They should know what you are talking about when you say you are completing “The Davis Dessert Trinity.” They should also know if you order “The Trinity.”
WHO CAN COMPLETE THE TRINITY
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Individuals with a sweet tooth
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Couples who want an adventures
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Club organizations who want a challenge
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Those underage
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Those overage
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Anyone on their birthday!
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Anyone on their un-birthday!
WHY THE DESSERT TRINITY?
Unlike the OG Trinity, which is only open to 21+ and may result in alcohol poisoning, the Dessert Trinity is a fun way to complete a challenge at Davis Dessert Delicacies.
The Davis (Alcoholic) Trinity Costs ~$45, but the Davis Dessert Trinity costs max $35. This is the perfect birthday gift or date idea! This is also a great idea if you would like to complete a challenge but not get alcohol poisoning!
2020-03-30 17:49:18 This really would be much better with Cultivé froyo. —downwithyoloberry
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