The Davis Trinity is a ritual most often performed by UCD undergrads. It entails the consumption of three of the (arguably) strongest drinks in Davis in one night:
- The Wicky Wacky Woo at Bar Bernardo
- The Devastator at Bistro 33 ( Double Devastator for the Holy Trinity)
- The FML at Red 88 Noodle Bar (or the Super FML for the Holy Trinity)
Ideally, this feat is accomplished in one night and as quickly as possible. It is generally advised to prepare ahead of time (eat, drink a lot of water) and to not drink any other alcoholic beverages before embarking on the task. A determined group of adventurers can be expected to complete the Trinity within 90 minutes, even if they are drinking at a leisurely pace.
Alpha: Someone who completes the Trinity without help.
Beta: Someone who cannot complete the Trinity or needs help... Or someone who eats Jack-in-the-box before the bars and spends the rest of the night recreating Niagara Falls on his toilet rather than coming out drinking.
The TC - The Triple Crown is awarded to those who dare try this feat in under 45 minutes. Not recommended, but gives you bragging rights. Chug a ton of water immediately after achieving feat.
The unofficial record for fastest completion of the Davis Trinity is held by Luis Reyna, Jonathan "Cory" Lucas, and Andrew Lalley with a time of 24 minutes and 27 seconds. Gregory Alan Nipper, who accompanied the three took a more pedestrian 31 minutes to complete the feat.
On September 21, 2019, the previous record was beat by Gabriel Ramos, Esai Guevara, and Carlos Moreno with a time of 14 minutes and 19 seconds.
>This sounds like a supremely non-ideal choice of activities. Just sayin'. Do you all still get the "Happy 21st Birthday! Here's a story of a student who died of acute alcohol poisoning!" email from Student Health/Campus Student Affairs?