Do All Dudes

Specialization is for insects. —Robert A. Heinlein

Davis Do All Dudes are 100% certified¹ "Do-Allers". For any job that requires less talking and more doing, their motto always is...

"Do, Did, Done, Dude!"

For all your doing needs — no job too big or small — give them a holler via email.

2009-07-02 20:18:55   You'd establish quite a bit more credibility if you'd use a real name... —JimStewart

2009-07-03 19:11:02   Find my kitty for me. I'll give you ten dollars. —JenniferCook

2009-07-03 22:37:02   One might wonder what sort of jobs there are, and what the qualifications of the DADs are to perform these jobs. Can they tutor students in quantum physics? Can they perform open heart surgery? Can they realign the Wiki's dilithium crystals in time to save it from destruction —IDoNotExist

2009-07-07 14:30:37   Hey hey guys, thanks for the amazing questions!

FIRST OF ALL!

YES - we can find your kitty for you! Just e-mail or message us the request and we'll work out the specifics.

SECONDLY!

WE "DO ALL" as the title suggests. SURE we can tutor students in anything from quantum physics to Milton's Paradise Lost. We can help with ANYTHING. There is basically nothing that we cannot do. GUARANTEED!

Thank you all for your interest in our business! We've been pretty busy, so please ask for a request now before we book up for the next week!

—DoAllDudes

2009-07-07 23:28:16   Can you do all the things that you can not do? —IDoNotExist

• Or, phrased differently, can one Do All Dude create a task that a second Do All Dude cannot accomplish? —JimStewart
• Or, if a dude falls in the woods, and no other dudes are around, does the dude make a sound? — condemned2bfree
• that is heavy brah, for sure —StevenDaubert

2009-07-10 00:42:28   How much would the Do All Dudes Do if the Dudes did all they did? —IDoNotExist

• That sounds like the next Army recruitment slogan. —JoePomidor

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