| Name |
| Emperor Maximus, the Baron von Squeakypants, Ruler of All He Surveys |
| Species |
| Warlike Parrotlet (as distinguished from the physically-identical Pacific Parrotlet) |
| Valet |
| RyanKazoo |
| Likes |
| World domination, crushing enemies beneath his zygodactylous feet, strawberries |
| Dislikes |
| Young people these days |
His Majesty surveys his holdings in the Western Patio. Photo by RyanKazoo
