Describe life here.
Where to begin??
"is a series of dogs." —George Carlinoon
"When I was a little boy, my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: 'Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.'" —Cabbie from Brain Candy
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable — because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup. An English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers." — The X-Files
Mikey likes it.