Penny AKA Penny James Dio,
AKA Penny The Headless Thompsons Gunner,
AKA Stubbylegs Magee, AKA Pennold Shortzalegger,
AKC: The Artist Fomerly Known As Penny
Mini Dachshund
CharlotteHoar & BradBenedict
November 15, 2007

Despite all her names Penny's owners aren't really big fans of Dio, Warren Zevon or Prince.

Penny has many hobbies and interests, some of which include the following:

  • Chasing / wrestling with cats
  • Sleeping
  • Making sure nobody is sleeping
  • Coprophagia
  • Humping inanimate objects
  • Chewing (she loves Beechnut)
  • Vampire hunting
  • Playfully biting people in inappropriate places
  • Creating situations with electronics for Brad to troubleshoot / fix (to make sure he doesn't get rusty).
  • Hiding gifts for people to find later
  • Licking
  • Stealing panties
  • Theoretical physics, particularly string theory

Some of these she learned from her owners (no, not the coprophagia) and some she learned from her buddy Alina


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2008-02-19 11:16:10   Great, show everybody my underwear! —BradBenedict

2008-09-04 22:09:29   Y'know, any dog that has a Zevon inspired nickname gets my support. —JabberWokky