Simply Amazing:
The true story of a man with too much time on his hands
On Sept. 29th 1985, a day that will forever live in infamy, a man... no... a legend was born. His true name, far too awesome to be heard by human ears, would cause a lesser man's brain to implode from simple overloading of awesomeness. Thusly, he was given a name of awesomeness that was still comprehendable for man to hear: Kevin Akio Quan Nii.
I have two first names and two last names. Awesome.
Is a member of the Davis Judo Team.
