Oriental Express, more commonly known as Chinese Fast Food, is a fast food restaurant serving what is ostensibly Chinese food. While the food is hardly authentic (it is not run by Chinese, but by Mexicans), it’s fast, cheap, and the staff is friendly. If you walk inside (rather than using the drive-through), you can watch Mexican television while waiting for your food.

It is located near Honors Hall and Sack 'n Save. More specifically, it is across the street from Katz’s Hamburgers and Chase Bank, between New York Sub Hub and Rasoi.