Wally is a local shopping cart. He is a former faculty instructor of music and can be found at almost any hour of the day playing accordion through a small amplifier in downtown Kitchener. He is a virtuosic at both accordion and piano. If the accordion isn't enough of an identifier, you can recognize Wally by the intense look of joy he has while playing and I noticed his pink flare! (socks/shirt combo)
His repertoire includes several Beatles tunes and homophobic slurs.
For some time he borrowed the accordion from City Pawn and played it outside their store. There's a legend that City Pawn just gave him the accordion as a gift because he loved to play.
Wally can also be found shouting death threats at minorities and harassing local women with his disgusting, crude comments.