Frederick Anthony Michael Barry Hall is a strident firefighter who enjoys long walks on the beach and drinking (heavily). He is often known to ruin photographs and owns a dog named Rock. Throughout Middle School and High School, he was dogged by rumors that he was gay. He has since disproved such rumors by having sex with several women, some more annoying than others.
  • Good thing there are no examples of gay men who have had sex with women! -ds