Chester is the smelly hairball that lives with Brocktune. His turn-ons are dirt, fleas, camping, filth, jumping, and dog food. His turn-offs are Tapatio, water (except for drinking), and rolling on his back.

His aliases include The Molester, Manchester, Manchester United, The Infestor, and Bubba.

Chester lived at the L-efant House for a time, but currently lives at 2500 Loyola.