Share your best jokes!
-One time I told a joke in Chemistry class. I got a really bad reaction...
Rory: Someone told me you sound like an owl.
Kim: Who? Who?!
What do you call a nosey pepper? One that's jalepeno business!
What is Mary Short For?.... She has no legs....
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
what do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuny fish
What do you call a bee dressed up as a ghost for Halloween? A boobee
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer
What do you call a motionless deer with no eyes? Still no eye-deer
What do you call a celibate motionless eye-deer? Still no fucking eye-deer
What's a chicken's favorite nut? A pe-CAHN!
Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a truck. Badoom chsshh!
"I see" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
"It's all coming back to me now" said the forgetful man as he peed into the wind.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
How did the hipster drown? He ventured into the mainstream.